Today in the interest of truth, I present UNDER-a magazine for all of you mothers who are understaffed, underpaid and underappreciated. Here in UNDER, you will find the answers-the true answers that will help you UNDERstand your life.

Maintenance: How to lose ten pounds this week and gain only half of it back during the weekend.

Quiz: Examining your tooth brush bristles will tell you about your loving style.

Housekeeping: Vacuuming burns more calories than sex.

Sex: 22 positions you can do asleep.

From sag to flab: Exercises you can do while picking up Legos.

Makeover mania: The car with a built- in palate of custom colors for eye shadows and mascara on the visor.

Fashion news: Exotic sweatsuits that go from bed to the office.

Brad Pitt's big scare: How Brad and Jenn dieted away 3 ounces of Thanksgiving flab.

Quiz: Examining your tooth brush bristles will tell you about your loving style.

Decorating: Stenciling your toilet bowl brush.

Food: Use your iron to cook up these spring goodies.

Fashion: The latest spit up- camouflage fall colors.

Crafts: Recycling your dryer lint: the applique mania.

The Diet Wars: Monica vs. Fergie.

Rosie's new buffalo wing and beer diet: Eat out at happy hours and you'll be amazed how your weight worries will disappear.

Add thrills and chills to your sex life: How doing it in the airplane bathroom during take-off can help you 'take off."